Consider this, while you may sometimes fear for your personal safety as pandemonium ensues, you will finally be able to get back at your punk ass neighbor who forever ago "borrowed" your power drill and every time you ask for it back he insists that he needs it to finish the deck in his back yard. (Seriously, it's just a pile of wood, man.) Well soon you can just break in and take back your drill, probably also his collection of "Medieval Times" steins and that creepy stuffed raccoon. In addition, think of all the other new freedoms you will have including, but not limited to:
- Military Coups
How's this sound, "Grand Master General YOU!"
- Ritualistic human sacrifices