Man's Search for Meaning in the Early 21st Century

It's always tough trying to find out the truth nowadays, and nowhere is that more apparent then in personal nutrition. So, in accordance with our very real motto that we definately have of "Always help those other peoples" we at Papillon va la Voiture have done our research and have come up with some definitive rules to stay healthy.

DO NOT'S

- Eat between the hours of 12:00 AM and 11:59 PM
       It helps store fat.
- Eat an entire pound of bacon.
      Unless you want to die happy.
- Bathe in cooking oil.
      It's not as good of an idea as it sounds.
- Eat green eggs and ham.
       You won't stop rhyming for days.
- Eat your neighbor.
       It's inconsiderate.
- Flash a police officer
      This has nothing to do with nutrition, but it's still not a good idea.


DO'S
- Have a rigorous exercise routine involving fighting off ninjas.
      This has been known to make life more enjoyable as well,
- Separate the recyclables from the regular trash.
      Come on guys, every little bit helps.
- Eat TWO pounds of bacon.
      =)
- Have a balanced diet incorporating plenty of fruits and vegetables, try to limit all sweets and fatty foods.  Have lean meats high in protein and have about 8 cups of water a day.
     What the?  Where did that come from?
- Wrap both hands in toilet paper, duct tape your forehead and sing "Oh Holy Night" backwards...and in Latin.
     You'll just have to trust us on this one.


And there you have it.  You're one step closer to being the disciplined army we'll need for world conquest...er, one step closer to being healthy.

The Gentlemen
-Kevin Michael Shiley
-Andrew Martin Dodson

CONSUME!

Episode 6. The Boy's Make Art

Foreign films have not been classier. Or more American.



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Coming.

You can't stop what's coming, it ain't all waiting on you...

Episode 5. Andrew's Love Secret

Andrew has a secret. A love secret.



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Episode 4. The Boy's Manliness

The boys gain perspective on what it truly means to be a man.



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Episode 3. Kevin's Burning Question

Kevin has a big question and he is hitting the Hollywood streets until he gets an answer.



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Episode 2. The Boy's Friday Night

The boys have a Friday night, like any other Friday night. In a way.



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Episode 1. Kevin's Bunny Idea

Sometimes the creative process gets a little warped...



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In the beginning...

There were two men. Two men and a camera on them. Two men with a camera on them making something wonderful. No, this is not the story of a gay porno, this is the story of Papillon va la Voiture. Quite frankly one of the best things to have ever hit this internet thingie. But what is Papillon really? It is a force to be reckoned with, a creative hurricane that will take everything you thought you knew and put it on it's end. Indeed, one might say to venture into the world of Papillon is to venture into the pit of madness...or just have a really good laugh.

Oh, and by the way, we're not telling what Papillon va la Voiture means. So there.

The Gentlemen,
-Kevin Michael Shiley
-Andrew Martin Dodson

We're watching you...