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</div><div>Consider this, while you may sometimes fear for your personal safety as pandemonium ensues, you will finally be able to get back at your punk ass neighbor who forever ago "borrowed" your power drill and every time you ask for it back he insists that he needs it to finish the deck in his back yard. (Seriously, it's just a pile of wood, man.) Well soon you can just break in and take back your drill, probably also his collection of "Medieval Times" steins and that creepy stuffed raccoon. In addition, think of all the other new freedoms you will have including, but not limited to:<br />
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<div>- Arson</div><div> <i>Huzzah!</i></div></div><div>- Military Coups</div><div> <i>How's this sound, "Grand Master General YOU!"</i></div><div>- Ritualistic human sacrifices</div><div> <i>Hell yeah!</i></div><div>-Jaywalking</div><div> <i>Yay!</i></div><div><i><br />
</i></div><div>So while it might be frightening to think of a future resembling "Mad Max" (a good research source, by the way.) it's important to look at the bright side of all situations, even if it includes running into this guy<br />
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</div><div style="text-align: left;">The Gentlemen</div><div style="text-align: left;">-Andrew Martin Dodson</div><div style="text-align: left;">-Kevin Michael Shiley</div></div>Papillon va la Voiturehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10878596247556784089noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8284512416124474342.post-55700704417466996582012-01-24T22:46:00.000-08:002012-01-24T22:46:06.397-08:00Man's Search for Meaning in the Early 21st CenturyIt's always tough trying to find out the truth nowadays, and nowhere is that more apparent then in personal nutrition. So, in accordance with our very real motto that we definately have of "Always help those other peoples" we at Papillon va la Voiture have done our research and have come up with some definitive rules to stay healthy.<br />
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DO NOT'S<br />
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- Eat between the hours of 12:00 AM and 11:59 PM<br />
<i>It helps store fat.</i><br />
<i>- </i>Eat an entire pound of bacon.<br />
<i>Unless you want to die happy.</i><br />
<i>- </i>Bathe in cooking oil.<br />
<i>It's not as good of an idea as it sounds.</i><br />
<i>- </i>Eat green eggs and ham.<br />
<i> You won't stop rhyming for days.</i><br />
- Eat your neighbor.<br />
<i> It's inconsiderate.</i><br />
<i>- </i>Flash a police officer<br />
<i>This has nothing to do with nutrition, but it's still not a good idea.</i><br />
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DO'S<br />
- Have a rigorous exercise routine involving fighting<i> </i>off ninjas.<br />
<i>This has been known to make life more enjoyable as well,</i><br />
<i>- </i>Separate the recyclables from the regular trash.<br />
<i>Come on guys, every little bit helps.</i><br />
- Eat TWO pounds of bacon.<br />
<i>=)</i><br />
- Have a balanced diet incorporating plenty of fruits and vegetables, try to limit all sweets and fatty foods. Have lean meats high in protein and have about 8 cups of water a day.<br />
<i>What the? Where did that come from?</i><br />
- Wrap both hands in toilet paper, duct tape your forehead and sing "Oh Holy Night" backwards...and in Latin.<br />
<i>You'll just have to trust us on this one.</i><br />
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And there you have it. You're one step closer to being the disciplined army we'll need for world conquest...er, one step closer to being healthy.<br />
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The Gentlemen<br />
-Kevin Michael Shiley<br />
-Andrew Martin Dodson<br />
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-Andrew Martin Dodson<br />
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