Francis McDormand Gives a Mean Sock in the Chin

We at Papillon va la Voiture have spoken with many concerned about the obvious decay of moral fiber and rationality which will soon turn our modern society into that which resembles that fuzzy thing you grew in science class.  (and set loose on your enemies.)  Now it is hard to not feel a bit of anxiety about the coming collapse of order but for us, we view this with excitement.

Consider this, while you may sometimes fear for your personal safety as pandemonium ensues, you will finally be able to get back at your punk ass neighbor who forever ago "borrowed" your power drill and every time you ask for it back he insists that he needs it to finish the deck in his back yard. (Seriously, it's just a pile of wood, man.) Well soon you can just break in and take back your drill, probably also his collection of "Medieval Times" steins and that creepy stuffed raccoon.  In addition, think of all the other new freedoms you will have including, but not limited to:

- Arson

   Huzzah!

- Military Coups

   How's this sound, "Grand Master General YOU!"

- Ritualistic human sacrifices

    Hell yeah!

-Jaywalking

    Yay!

So while it might be frightening to think of a future resembling "Mad Max" (a good research source, by the way.) it's important to look at the bright side of all situations, even if it includes running into this guy

"Baby you're a firework."

The Gentlemen

-Andrew Martin Dodson

-Kevin Michael Shiley

Man's Search for Meaning in the Early 21st Century

It's always tough trying to find out the truth nowadays, and nowhere is that more apparent then in personal nutrition. So, in accordance with our very real motto that we definately have of "Always help those other peoples" we at Papillon va la Voiture have done our research and have come up with some definitive rules to stay healthy.

DO NOT'S

- Eat between the hours of 12:00 AM and 11:59 PM
       It helps store fat.
- Eat an entire pound of bacon.
      Unless you want to die happy.
- Bathe in cooking oil.
      It's not as good of an idea as it sounds.
- Eat green eggs and ham.
       You won't stop rhyming for days.
- Eat your neighbor.
       It's inconsiderate.
- Flash a police officer
      This has nothing to do with nutrition, but it's still not a good idea.


DO'S
- Have a rigorous exercise routine involving fighting off ninjas.
      This has been known to make life more enjoyable as well,
- Separate the recyclables from the regular trash.
      Come on guys, every little bit helps.
- Eat TWO pounds of bacon.
      =)
- Have a balanced diet incorporating plenty of fruits and vegetables, try to limit all sweets and fatty foods.  Have lean meats high in protein and have about 8 cups of water a day.
     What the?  Where did that come from?
- Wrap both hands in toilet paper, duct tape your forehead and sing "Oh Holy Night" backwards...and in Latin.
     You'll just have to trust us on this one.


And there you have it.  You're one step closer to being the disciplined army we'll need for world conquest...er, one step closer to being healthy.

The Gentlemen
-Kevin Michael Shiley
-Andrew Martin Dodson

CONSUME!

Episode 6. The Boy's Make Art

Foreign films have not been classier. Or more American.



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You can't stop what's coming, it ain't all waiting on you...

Episode 5. Andrew's Love Secret

Andrew has a secret. A love secret.



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Episode 4. The Boy's Manliness

The boys gain perspective on what it truly means to be a man.



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Episode 3. Kevin's Burning Question

Kevin has a big question and he is hitting the Hollywood streets until he gets an answer.



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